We want to wish a Happy Father’s Day to all the amazing dads out there! So, in order to save on an overload of slushy sentiment, and in a fitting way to pay forward some of the incredible love and laughter given to us by dads everywhere, strap in for some of the very best ‘dad jokes’ on the web.
You read that right. We dare you not to break a smile reading some of these absolute shockers! #sorrynotsorry
Better still, read them out loud to an unsuspecting nearby dad and watch as their shoulders start to bob, and their cheeks begin to wobble! Now that’s a gift that keeps on giving. You’re welcome.
Best Dad Jokes Ever
1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
2. If prisoners could take their own mugshots… they’d be called cellfies.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. Where do you learn to make ice-cream?
5. Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut.
6. I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tyred.
8. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine.
9. I hate jokes about German sausages… they’re the wurst.
10. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
11. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
12. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
13. Can February March?
No, but April May.
14. Dad, I’m hungry.
Hello hungry, I’m dad.
15. How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
Thank you, fabulous fathers of the world! Here’s to you.